February 2012
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I should probably free myself from my cocoon of blankets and stop being a lazy sack of festering shit long enough to make breakfast for whoever these people are.
But I am so warm here and the house is colder and I’ve got silk sheets and I am so comfortable and fuck it, if they’re hungry they can fend for themselves.
I’m hitting my sacred internal snooze button and retreating...
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whiten01z asked: > feel like absolute crap for being a burden. it doesn't matter what he says; you know you're being rude. you have to find a way to make it up to him.
> attempt to hide this thought process by meeting his smile with your own crooked half-grin.
ah, san kyuu...
> follow up with more INCREDIBLY AWKWARD STARING.
> attempt to hide this thought process by meeting his smile with your own crooked half-grin.
ah, san kyuu...
> follow up with more INCREDIBLY AWKWARD STARING.
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xigtastrophe asked: how tall are you?
“Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they...”
– Hunter S. Thomspon, Gonzo Papers, Vol. 1: The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time (1979)
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whiten01z asked: ah, strider-sensei... i... is... okay...
>sigh and switch to your phone.
[TEXT]
i'm sorry for being troublesome. but would it be okay if i stay until sawtooth-aniki comes to visit? it should only be a few days. i will be glad to repay you for the inconvenience.
again, sorry.
>sigh and switch to your phone.
[TEXT]
i'm sorry for being troublesome. but would it be okay if i stay until sawtooth-aniki comes to visit? it should only be a few days. i will be glad to repay you for the inconvenience.
again, sorry.
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xigtastrophe asked: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey bro, you're a carapace right? I forget if you are or not. The reason is because I wanted to ask if I can touch your face. Wouldn't really matter if you were or not, just for point of reference. Not like I can even reach you from here. Okay, this sounds creeper-y and unneeded. I'm just going to gap it now.
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frecklefuck asked: I'm just going to watch you two and try not to laugh.
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Things that suck:
Bad vodka.
Getting liquid through your nose.
Terrible jokes.
Things that are absolutely soul-crushingly fucking miserable and awful:
Getting bad vodka through your nose because of a terrible joke.
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captainsway:
Kamelot - A Sailorman’s Hymn
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Anonymous asked: ==>Recall the worst dining experience you've ever had.
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frecklefuck asked: sorry man you have to realize how many times I've woken up in some random house with no clothes on. I need to make sure before I start assuming shit
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suffspeare replied to your post: so… this is your house?
H9ly shit can I live with y9u.
Ask Slick.
There’s also a very high chance we’re gonna be moving into a smaller place soon, though. I’ve got a lot of empty rooms and nobody livin’ in ‘em so I’m tired of the space going to waste.
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frecklefuck asked: so... this is your house?
emiheartyou:
I can’t change what happened in your past, but I can make sure your future is amazing.
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djbstride asked: Well, yeah. I'm not gonna call you Bro. That's kinda my name, so. And trust me. I'm not very scary. I know I'm kind of a douche, but I'm not scary. People are still intimidated by me. It's kinda lame. It's not like I'm gonna accost them. I'm not exactly friendly, myself, but conversation with me can be interesting when I choose to make it interesting, I...
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scribblepillz asked: STOP THINKING OF ME WHILE YOU WATCH PORN, BRO DATS GAYS. That's like. Double mobiASS reach around grab the butt gay. And also creepy. p.s. I hope you develop kidney stones so when you pee on my stuff it hurts REALLY BADLY as all the porno stars you've taped pictures of on my walls stare at you with slack jaws and vapid, lackluster stares.
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basstrip:
DO YOU Ever jsut sit there with your hand grabbing your genital happily there are no sexual implications there just genital holding
Frequently.
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thisloserhere asked: I am going to sleep now and I would like to kindly request that you stay out of my dreams tonight. Every time you show up in my dream and talk to me something shitty happens to me the next day and I have important things to do tomorrow! I mean, I love you dearly SP, you're my favorite Bro, Bro Strider or not, still my favorite, but I have so much stuff to DO tomorrow and I just don't...
get in, bitch, we're going snarking. →
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davrosbro asked: I think you would be the best cat in the world if you weren't busy being you right now.
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Anonymous asked: Blaaar just an apology in advance: I think of "bro" as short for "Broderick" so shifting from using one to the other is kind of twisting my brain, but I am making the mental shift and I should get it down soon! However, if I slip, it is not out of disrespect, just weird habit. <3 Have a good day!
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Anonymous asked: Evening Broderick! Have you ever used your crows to completely poobomb somebody's car before? X)
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djbstride asked: Why haven't I talked to you yet.
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scribblepillz asked: But. But I love you man O ^ O fhdsjkfsdf really though sorry if like. Yeah. SHOULD NOT POKE FUN OF LEGIT phobiatraumashit sorry aaaaaaaugh (Ray hush I'm trying not to laugh beCAUSE FEEL BAD)
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scribblepillz asked: FUCK SHIT I'M SORRY DUDE I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW ooooh god shit hello I'm a giant asshole ANYWAY I CAN ATONE FOR MY TRANSGRESSION???
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caradream:
..There’s no such thing as too much unless yer lingerie pile’s so big it takes up yer entire house, far as i can tell.
hm.
Biggest issue i can see is how I’d get em to you.
I’m not there quite yet, but… That’s a very tempting goal. I think I may have an addiction.
Eh. Like I said. Void-jumping. I could come pick ‘em up, probably bring something for you in...
caradream:
Hah! Cute.
…Did you really want those thigh highs, or were you just messin’ around?
I’m fucking adorable. I’ll never understand why, but I’m well past arguing against it.
…Eh. Up to you. Lord knows I’ve already got way more than I need, but I’m certainly not opposed to more.